Where did Beavis and Butthead go?
So, Facebook is telling me who to poke and to reconnect with these days? What next will they do, show me phone numbers of persons to call?
That dude yesterday needed a breath mint. Dang!
Was OJ really innocent? What about Bill Clinton?
Who is the real mastermind behind the all-knowing Google? Is there a Google religion by now?
Why is the theme song from "Who's The Boss" playing in my head? Where is Tony Danza these days?
As a matter of fact, where is and WHO the hell is this Carmen Sandeigo person I've heard about all my life?
Or, where is Osama Bin Laden? Is he real or fictional?
Cheesecake.
Enough with all this Jon & Kate rubbish everywhere on TV. Where's the real news?
I'm cooler than the underside of a pillow.
Family Guy and The Office are hilarious.
I hate pretty much all of these reality TV shows on TV these days. Who keeps making more of these horrible, crappy show ideas?
Chuck Norris is the man. I say so because I do not want to get a roundhouse kick to the head.
Peanut butter and jelly tastes better with a glass of milk.
Africa is not a country, SW. Stop saying it is.
If I had twitter, I would walk up to people and tell them "Follow me" or just say "@daveloosecannon". I saw this in one of my friend's notes on Facebook.
Spiderman underwear.
I wish I had a spaceship so I could fly up into space and get a section all for myself. That would truly be Myspace.
They call me the Loose Cannon because I'm liable to shoot any crazy thing out of my mouth at random.
This dude on Facebook says "Morning, tweople" everyday in his combined Facebook/Twitter status. I think it's retarded.
Twitter vs Facebook vs Myspace. Who wins?
ICQ vs Google Talk vs Yahoo Msgr vs MSM Msgr. Winner? Loser?
Kama Sutra is one of the coolest books ever. Period.
Reading my blog gives you 0.46 cool points each hour. It's true.
If you've got this far, then you can read the rest below. And your cool points are accumulating.
I love driving and have certain peeves about driving.
Why do people always feel uncomfortable with taking off their shoes in a friend's or stranger's apartment? Smelly feet?
Why was Smurfette the only Smurf in the Smurf village? Was this because of sexism, subtle prostitution or simple poor script writing?
Heavy rain really brings out the best and the worst drivers. Sigh.
Is the Captain in you?
Why when I click on "Next Blog", it shows me blogs in languages I don't speak? Is keeping it in English too much to ask?
And back to reality....
Aargh!
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"Africa is not a country"
This is my biggest pet peeve ever, don't people look at a map? And don't we learn the difference between continents and countries in second grade?
Can't mess with that bad foot odor, mayne.
OJ was innocent too, bro! hehe..
RJ
Oj is as innocent as Dexter. Tony Danza, Chuck Norris, Beavis and Butthead, and Jon are all banging Carmen San Diego in the country of Africa.
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